so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
