Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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