And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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