I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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