got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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