hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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