I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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