Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
