there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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