Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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