i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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