im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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