Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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