Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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