i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He did a backflip because drugs
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