This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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