I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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