yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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