I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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