i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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