Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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