im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize