Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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