? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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