is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
