I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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