Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I want to be your penis for a week.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think people are normalizing furries
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