She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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