this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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