i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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