He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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