This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I think I am morally bankrupt
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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