***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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