Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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