when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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