gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain