so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering