so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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