Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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