Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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