She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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