Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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