i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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