dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
