I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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