Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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