Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize
