We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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