I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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