is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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