Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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