Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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