You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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