I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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