if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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